RE: girls | from TFeb 25 2005 - 23:42
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Idaho music Message boardNice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Retarted? Do you say retarted? What a retard.
i got one: "Were your parents retarted? Because you seem like a really special girl."
Hey, anyone have any good chat-up lines?
Did you two lovers meet on Lava Life?
I used to be lonely but now Bessie and I have "an understanding". Shuddering udders, talk about t#ts! Plenty for you boys, too.
I'm lonely, here all alone. The Yankees are playing Idaho at full volume to break my spirit.
Got to go now - mustafa leak.
who's lonely?
Looks like I'm straying from brunettes right now to a blond. Seems to happen a lot for me. Maybe I should just stick with blondes.
And I get an odd sensation of some very lonely young men out there in the wider world...
dark hair, light brown to dark brown complexion, nice legs, boobs don't matter(but definitely a plus), but must have a nice ass. active, but doesn't have to be the captin of the football team or nothin'. smart, artsy but not fartsy, and not really into following any bitch-ass trends. pretty smile, pretty voice, good sense of humor, but not too crude. don't like cussers. no smoking. blah blah blah
Is that your credit card number? (Please include the expiry date.)
I like em with 818 80085...
I'm curious: What types of "girls" like you?
i like brunettes. long wavy brunette hair gets bonus points. tall. i don't really like teeny little petite girls. the whole boobs thing doesnt matter, as long as she has at least two of them. mildly athletic or at least active; not into slouches. fairly confident, caring and even motherly. she has to like music, even if i cant stand her type. i've met people before who actually arent into music (or art) and just don't consider it to be any part of their life worth considering, and that totally weirds me out. i love super-intelligent braniac chicks.
and i like girls that wear glasses.
I like big girls with dark eyes and brown t#ts. Or farm animals.
I can't stand dumb girls. Or slutty girls. Brunette, dark complexion, intelligent, confident, and outgoing for me.
yawn....
Oh, and any girls on this board, feel free to chip in with your thoughts on the kind of guys you all like too...
In fact, can we have a census on this board: What kind of girls do you all like?
Like I said, mine's a blond with big tits. Harry has already described what he likes. How about the rest of you guys?
I like blondes with big tits -- but I'd stay away from any chic that reads Houellebecq! In fact, I hate chics with brains, or that think they have brains...
It just aint sexy!!
so cut it out!
Hey, I was buying Houellebecq from my local bookstore the other day and some flaky, skinny-ass pervy looking guy was tryin' to stare into my big brown eyes -- He made me feel real self-conscious about my big brown breasts too -- hold on a minute...
shit, was that you?? Stay away from me, you freak!!@#?!
You should have said: "get your coat, darling, you've pulled!"
That really sucks, Harry. Hopefully you'll see her again and get a second shot. I like the same type of girls.
I got the trots.
I see spots.
"Great book, huh, though I've never known how to pronounce that guy's name. Oh, I'm sorry, let me introduce myself. My name is Harry T#ts. What's yours?"
you should have procured her attention and then proceeded to sing "hearts of palm" a capella. that woulda done it.
i think a good use of humor is always appropriate in situations like that. you don't want to sound pretensious by being too serious, but you also want to display your mental fitness by using wit. actually, with the exception of a few things, i think what makes something funny is when intelligence backs it... except for a good ole beavis and butthead episode, of course. take it from me: i've slept with thousands of women.
That has to be the funniest story I've heard in a while! Bad luck...
What, just go up to her and say: "excuse me, I'd like to complement you on your brown eyes and big tits"?
Does that sort of thing work, these days?
Probably should have complemented her on her brown eyes and big tits.
I like dark girls with brown eyes and big t#ts. So, the other day, when I spotted one hanging out in my local bookstore, I decided to try and sneak up on her, see what she was reading, and perhaps come up with some amusing anecdote (as I've spent most of my wasted life reading) in order to woo her.
So, with stealth and great skill, I approached her slowly and, eventually got a good view of her beautiful moonshine face, big brown eyes and big ..er.. and what she had picked up.
To my great surprise, she was holding a copy of "Atomised" by Houellebecq. This gave me great hope! It's one of the greatest books I've ever read and indicated to me her liberal outlook towards life. But, oh god..., what to say about that book??
I couldn't think of anything. I stood, frozen, trapped, foolish, then walked slowly away, and out of the store. I went home.
I haven't been able to sleep since. We could have had such beautiful times...
Can anybody think of what I should have said or done???
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