RE: a funny story... or two | from buy one, get one free.Feb 10 2005 - 17:47
I smell bad.
But not as bad as you.
I smell bad.
But not as bad as you.
yeah, my brother is supposed to keep the websites up to date, but thanks to online poker he's always "too busy" to update them. but alas, there is proof that we do have at least one fan in ohio! i posted the p'bones email... or maybe i'll just email you...
Hey I don't have any sort of email address for you so I thought you might see this here. Do the peachbones have any shows lined up right now? I don't think your website has been updated lately and last I checked Seattles didn't have one. Let me know if you'll be there or anywhere in columbus. You can write me at lastheathen at yahoo dot com. Thanks!
Hmmm... that's pretty interesting, Codreanu. However, I'll never have to worry about premature discharges again. Earlier today I drove to the store in my new (obviously defective) Pinto. While sitting at a stoplight, I heard a peculiar hissing sound, and suddenly the cigarette lighter ejected forcefully, hitting me squarely in the penis. Unfortunately it was badly damaged and the doctors had to amputate. So now I have no dick, and I've spent the entire goddamn day in genital traction.
So MY day was ruined too. I must have bad karma.
Ouchie. Perineal injuries hinder spiritual flow...at the very least...! they also hinder walking, and not curling up into a ball and crying.
and probably farting.
it seems like perineal trauma is common here. make sure the bike seat is fastened tightly, guys.
c, I recall reading, in a book on yoga, that perineal injuries may induce premature discharges of 'kundalini', provoking maladies of of spiritual nature. Perhaps, it is of significance that you did not see the cow --cows being sacred and all.
Speaking of premature discharges, something similiar happens when I sustain perineal injuries but it is kinda embarrassing :)
Now that I think of it, to recur to the topic of another thread, it was through an article in Yoga Journal that I first became aware of drinking urine. I think that it was then that I decided against renewing my subscription
I think c's fuckin hilarious.
Well folks, I'm glad you're finding some humor in my abject MISERY
Geez Ron, I didn't mean to ruin your day. I was just reliving a horrifying ordeal. I agree it was a weird happenstance, but weird things do happen to me. That's why I'm always like "What the fuck is going on here?"
Oh and thanks for the Pinto, green. It took we three weeks to get to work this morning, but at least I have wheels.
this is the funniest thing i've read since Alex's last thread. now that was hilarious.
This is the funniest thing I've read here since that old Deluca thread.
have yall heard that song by usher lil jon and ludacris called "lovers and friends?" for pop radio i totally dig that one. also nelly's "luven me" and ludacris "you got it bad."
those songs are sweet for my balls.
funny as in weird funny, not ha ha funny.
thanks for ruining my day.
does "c" stand for "cunt?"
the BK guy had one. he won't be needing it anymore. the Idaho license plate reads "TWO". I think that's how much he paid for the car, but it's yours now, so have fun.
Well, OK. Since you admitted it, we're cool. Running over the BK guy is an added bonus.
Buy me a Pinto.
aww well, shit. you found me out, c. I was hoping you'd go along with the story. talking cow, and the suggested butt rape--that would never hold up in court (if things went that far)--and if it did, you wouldn't look too hot.
...and the B.K. employee, that wasn't the guy who threw the chicken sandwhich. I'm a litter bug. and I came back around dinner rush to run over the BK guy. BK sucks! I'm sorry! damn, c! I'm sorry man!
then a new car it is...
I know! After my horrific crash, I didn't think it was necessary for that B.K. employee to impale my perinium with a chicken tender. I didn't really appreciate that.
Maybe I was just dazed from the crash, but I really don't remember a cow. Are you SURE there was a cow? Wait green, were you the guy with the "3" and "Idaho" on the license plate that caused me to crash? Dammit green, you owe me a new car!
haha, in the perineum? what was going on there? I think there was a cow, but it was a small one and he didn't get away so easily.
what the fuck IS going on here?...hey..."Going On". nice.
No... there was no cow. But one of the Burger King employees threw a chicken tender at me, and it hit me in the perinium. So THEN I was like, "well, I guess I don't have to go to work now." So I went home instead, but when I got there, I was like "What the fuck is going here?".
...and c was like, "well, I guess I don't have to go to work now".
...and a cow said, "you just gave me a head start". and then the cow ran away...
"YAY", huh? How about that.
I used to live in Boise, and almost everywhere I'd go I would see cars with license plates with "Idaho" engraved on them, below the numbers. It was amazing. I'd never seen so many Jeff Martin fans in one place, showing their love for this band for all the world to see.
In fact, one time while driving I saw a license plate that not only had "Idaho" engraved on it, but one of the digits in the plate number was "3". Obviously, this was cunning reference to the "Three Sheets To The Wind" album. Luckily I had a camera with me, and grabbed it to take a picture. Unfortunately, in my haste, I took my eyes off the road for a second and plowed headlong into a Burger King. I wasn't hurt, but there were Whoppers all over my car. Then I got out of the car and was like, "What the fuck is going on here?".
I don't think Bone Thugs and Harmony are all that bad. but they did this one song with Eazy E(sp?) and aw man, it sucked. Eazy E was all like "mutha fuckaaaaaaaaaaa!" real emotional! and not cool. talk about crampin'.
but the studio guy dissed you for a more well-known group? that blows. never mind the artist, the guy who runs the studio is the shitty one.
hey "me,"you know what
actually neither of those stories was funny, but thanks for writing in
coming home from work today there as a car in front of me with the license plate that read "YAY." i tried to get a pic with my camera phone but my damned batter was too low to activate the camera. thought that was kind of funny. also, i love it when your band's project gets put on hold so Bizzy Bone formerly of the group Bone Thugz & Harmony can come into the studio your band is using. you know how important it is to use a high-priced studio to record shitty hip-hop tunes.
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