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RE: war | from BlueAstronautJun 18 2003 - 20:51

Like waffling on ths board will change a thing.

RE: war | from BlueAstronautJun 18 2003 - 18:02

I was only kidding ferchrissakes. I'm about the last sorry fuckup on the planet to spread dumb hatred. I'm just tired of reading and listening to endless sincere, profound statements, usually from the media, on the state of the globe and why the place is shafted, on who thinks muslims are fuckin it up, on who thinks the US is fuckin it up, on who thinks the corporations are fuckin it up, on who thinks that humans are fucked up. Well, I keep reading, listening, watching, and last time I popped my fat head outta my door it was one fuckin planet. Give yourselves the names you fancy, we all still live on this little chunk of fucked up brutality and beauty. You're all welcome round my place for drinks food and good music. No Canadians though.

RE: war | from jeremyJun 18 2003 - 10:14

or, "English, Irish, Scots, Welsh...all you Brits look the same to me."

As a Canuck, I'll second 'Canuck's statement that we are not American - least last time I checked, though America's influence increasingly shapes us here, as it does to others elsewhere in the world.

RE: war | from canuckJun 16 2003 - 16:14


that's like saying "Kiwis...Aussies...all you south pacific islanders look the same to me."

we may look the same but we are not Americans.

RE: war | from Blue-AstronautJun 11 2003 - 16:56

Canadians...Americans...all you North Americans look the same to me.

RE: war | from JR OlssonJun 11 2003 - 14:50


RE: war | from susan331Jun 11 2003 - 13:53

Anybody still want onion oil? I got it, baby!

RE: war | from adamJun 11 2003 - 08:27

Not to nit-pick but.... Nickelback are Canadians. Fuck.

RE: war | from Blue-AstronautJun 10 2003 - 17:45

Only kidding. About the hate bit. I have friends that are Americans. The sun bit though, that might be a good idea. For all of us.

RE: war | from Blue-AstronautJun 10 2003 - 17:40

Yeah, yanks, we all hate you. Your country's a toxic dump, you gave everyone McDonalds, you just looove your movies, you believe therapy at $400 an hour plus anti-depressants solves all woes and you gave us Warrant, Poison, Bon Jovi, Blink 182, Nickleback....need I continue? You guys should be carved from the face of the earth and cast into the sun. Well, ok, apart from the musicians, the writers, the artists, the losers, the drunkards, the weird Polish guy who makes mean sausage in Portland. Whining gimps. You're bigger than everyone else, we all have to do what you say. Of course we're gonna gripe about it. But it doesn't matter, cause you'll batter us into submission anyway. But hey, that's the way of the world. Oh, my country should swiftly follow yours into the sun, cause it's a dead loss too.

RE: war | from _Apr 19 2003 - 22:15

boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!

RE: war | from jeremyApr 19 2003 - 12:46


RE: war | from _Apr 19 2003 - 11:40

boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!

RE: war | from LoutApr 18 2003 - 17:44

Ahhh, Juan Valdez and his Colombian Coffee Cartel.

We gotta get those guys before it gets out of hand.

RE: war | from _Apr 17 2003 - 06:52

boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!

RE: war | from rhondidaApr 17 2003 - 06:18

chad says that nationalism is arkaic and that we are all children of the universe. he says that if we're the biggest then we shouldn't bully everybody. he says you learn that in grade school. he says criticising our goverment is what democracy is all about & if you people tell you you can't or shouldn't do that then it's called dictatorship. he says there's something called propaganda and dictatorship by the people. he told me about the salem witchhunts & the other witchunts in the states since then. he told me something like 80% of us in America don't even have passports or have traveled anywhere except here at home & how can we learn anything about anything if we don't travel places where people are different from us. he says our newspapers don't really talk about what's going on in other countries except how it affects us. chad talks a lot but he's not a bad guy, and he loves America for sure.

RE: war | from MellyApr 17 2003 - 02:50

There's a difference between hating America and constructively critiscising it.
A big one.
Now: where's that onion oil: time for some fun....

RE: war | from DApr 16 2003 - 20:03

Susan, you continue to entertain....

RE: war | from meApr 16 2003 - 20:02

that's just idiotic....you should have kept it a fuckin mystery. Would have been more exciting.

RE: war | from _Apr 16 2003 - 18:08

the reason i keep writting boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!! is cause you guys are a bunch of winers who hate america

RE: war | from _Apr 16 2003 - 17:42

boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!

RE: war | from susan331Apr 16 2003 - 13:56

Randy Newman needs to slide down a razor blade into a tub of onion oil. Great American Songwriter my ass!

RE: war | from joaoApr 16 2003 - 13:52

golly, mr. underscore, you're kind of a one-note samba, aren't you?

RE: war | from _Apr 16 2003 - 13:25

boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!

RE: war | from rhondidaApr 16 2003 - 08:25

My boyfriend Chad said that if he were you, Marc, he'd be careful where to go, 'cause the world's such a dangerous place these days. Anyway, Chad (who is way older than little me) also said he thought this song, called Political Science and written, like, 25 years ago!, by an old guy singer called Randi Newman, was still pretty revelant. He told me to give you guys the words to it, so here they are:

Political Science

No one likes us - I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money - but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us - so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

RE: war | from marcApr 16 2003 - 06:37

Dear Rhondida (is that near Cardiff?),

Not just paris, i hear you can be tickled pink with the freedom everywhere in the EU.

I fancy a more adventurous holiday, though. Maybe South-East Asia?
Do write back with your suggestions.



RE: war | from RyanApr 16 2003 - 03:20

"We Were Young and Needed The Money" fucking RULES! it's the best compilation album since "We Sold Our Souls For Rock'n'Roll."

RE: war | from Cross RoadsApr 15 2003 - 23:16


We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We

just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the

road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is

against us. There is no middle ground here.


Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the

satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.


We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have

not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)

The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete

fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.


This crossing of the road was an unprovoked act of

rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons

of nerve gas on the chicken.


The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had

been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The

chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other

side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a

gas-guzzling SUV.


To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American,

that's why.


I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll

bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road,

and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a

support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road

syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can

real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for

by tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking

bout your money, money the government took from you to

build roads for chickens to cross.


No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going.

I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my

eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little

bird gave me any insider information.


Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you

people see the plain truth in front of your face? The

chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they

call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken

is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay

too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this

abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with

seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."


Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a

toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it

crossed, I've not been told!


To die. In the rain. Alone.


I envision a world where all chickens will be free to

cross roads without having their motives called into



In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.

Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and

that was good enough for us.


Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be

listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the

heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case

of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream

of crossing the road.


Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.


It is the very nature of chickens to cross the road.


It was an historical inevitability, I may not agree with

what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its

right to do it.


What chicken?


To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many

more chickens have to cross before you believe it?


The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken

crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual



I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only

cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important

documents, and balance your checkbook - and of course,

Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.


Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move

beneath the chicken?


I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you

mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?


I missed one?

RE: war | from _Apr 15 2003 - 18:21

boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!

RE: war | from rhondidaApr 15 2003 - 14:11

paris? i love paris in the springtime.....you could buy souvenirs, like "Freedom" ticklers...

RE: war | from marcApr 15 2003 - 13:30

afghanistan eh, great, well i know where i'm going to go for the holidays...

RE: war | from rhondidaApr 15 2003 - 07:35

Hi. I've got a FREE, high-quality Deftones t-shirt to give away as a prize to the person who can correctly guess who the U.S. will invade next. Oh...and hang on... my boyfriend, Chad, has just told me to add that a democratic Islamic state looks like Afghanistan after its liberation by us good guys. So there.

RE: war | from marcApr 15 2003 - 04:31

i can't wait to see what a democratic, islamic state looks like...

RE: war | from poApr 14 2003 - 21:51

I know,
I know...sorry--couldn't help myself

RE: war | from micahApr 14 2003 - 21:44

i think juan valdez is a saddam hussein look-alike though.

RE: war | from excitedApr 14 2003 - 21:29

yeah, another war thread!

war | from poApr 14 2003 - 21:26

ok, if Iraq's main export was coffee would George Bush take us to war??? I think not....Bush sucks.

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