RE: war | from BlueAstronautJun 18 2003 - 20:51
Like waffling on ths board will change a thing.
Idaho music Message boardLike waffling on ths board will change a thing.
I was only kidding ferchrissakes. I'm about the last sorry fuckup on the planet to spread dumb hatred. I'm just tired of reading and listening to endless sincere, profound statements, usually from the media, on the state of the globe and why the place is shafted, on who thinks muslims are fuckin it up, on who thinks the US is fuckin it up, on who thinks the corporations are fuckin it up, on who thinks that humans are fucked up. Well, I keep reading, listening, watching, and last time I popped my fat head outta my door it was one fuckin planet. Give yourselves the names you fancy, we all still live on this little chunk of fucked up brutality and beauty. You're all welcome round my place for drinks food and good music. No Canadians though.
or, "English, Irish, Scots, Welsh...all you Brits look the same to me."
As a Canuck, I'll second 'Canuck's statement that we are not American - least last time I checked, though America's influence increasingly shapes us here, as it does to others elsewhere in the world.
ouch!
that's like saying "Kiwis...Aussies...all you south pacific islanders look the same to me."
we may look the same but we are not Americans.
Canadians...Americans...all you North Americans look the same to me.
gwar
Anybody still want onion oil? I got it, baby!
Not to nit-pick but.... Nickelback are Canadians. Fuck.
Only kidding. About the hate bit. I have friends that are Americans. The sun bit though, that might be a good idea. For all of us.
Yeah, yanks, we all hate you. Your country's a toxic dump, you gave everyone McDonalds, you just looove your movies, you believe therapy at $400 an hour plus anti-depressants solves all woes and you gave us Warrant, Poison, Bon Jovi, Blink 182, Nickleback....need I continue? You guys should be carved from the face of the earth and cast into the sun. Well, ok, apart from the musicians, the writers, the artists, the losers, the drunkards, the weird Polish guy who makes mean sausage in Portland. Whining gimps. You're bigger than everyone else, we all have to do what you say. Of course we're gonna gripe about it. But it doesn't matter, cause you'll batter us into submission anyway. But hey, that's the way of the world. Oh, my country should swiftly follow yours into the sun, cause it's a dead loss too.
boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!
boring.....
boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Ahhh, Juan Valdez and his Colombian Coffee Cartel.
We gotta get those guys before it gets out of hand.
boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!
chad says that nationalism is arkaic and that we are all children of the universe. he says that if we're the biggest then we shouldn't bully everybody. he says you learn that in grade school. he says criticising our goverment is what democracy is all about & if you people tell you you can't or shouldn't do that then it's called dictatorship. he says there's something called propaganda and dictatorship by the people. he told me about the salem witchhunts & the other witchunts in the states since then. he told me something like 80% of us in America don't even have passports or have traveled anywhere except here at home & how can we learn anything about anything if we don't travel places where people are different from us. he says our newspapers don't really talk about what's going on in other countries except how it affects us. chad talks a lot but he's not a bad guy, and he loves America for sure.
There's a difference between hating America and constructively critiscising it.
A big one.
Now: where's that onion oil: time for some fun....
Susan, you continue to entertain....
that's just idiotic....you should have kept it a fuckin mystery. Would have been more exciting.
the reason i keep writting boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!! is cause you guys are a bunch of winers who hate america
boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Randy Newman needs to slide down a razor blade into a tub of onion oil. Great American Songwriter my ass!
golly, mr. underscore, you're kind of a one-note samba, aren't you?
boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!
My boyfriend Chad said that if he were you, Marc, he'd be careful where to go, 'cause the world's such a dangerous place these days. Anyway, Chad (who is way older than little me) also said he thought this song, called Political Science and written, like, 25 years ago!, by an old guy singer called Randi Newman, was still pretty revelant. He told me to give you guys the words to it, so here they are:
Political Science
No one likes us - I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens
We give them money - but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us - so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too
Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now
Dear Rhondida (is that near Cardiff?),
Not just paris, i hear you can be tickled pink with the freedom everywhere in the EU.
I fancy a more adventurous holiday, though. Maybe South-East Asia?
Do write back with your suggestions.
Marc.
Havana.
"We Were Young and Needed The Money" fucking RULES! it's the best compilation album since "We Sold Our Souls For Rock'n'Roll."
GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is
against us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This crossing of the road was an unprovoked act of
rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons
of nerve gas on the chicken.
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had
been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The
chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other
side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a
gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American,
that's why.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll
bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road,
and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a
support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can
real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for
by tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking
bout your money, money the government took from you to
build roads for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my
eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little
bird gave me any insider information.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you
people see the plain truth in front of your face? The
chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they
call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with
seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it
crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to
cross roads without having their motives called into
question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and
that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the
heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case
of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream
of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the very nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability, I may not agree with
what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its
right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook - and of course,
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you
mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
boohoo waaaaaaahhhh!!!!
paris? i love paris in the springtime.....you could buy souvenirs, like "Freedom" ticklers...
afghanistan eh, great, well i know where i'm going to go for the holidays...
Hi. I've got a FREE, high-quality Deftones t-shirt to give away as a prize to the person who can correctly guess who the U.S. will invade next. Oh...and hang on... my boyfriend, Chad, has just told me to add that a democratic Islamic state looks like Afghanistan after its liberation by us good guys. So there.
i can't wait to see what a democratic, islamic state looks like...
I know,
I know...sorry--couldn't help myself
i think juan valdez is a saddam hussein look-alike though.
yeah, another war thread!
ok, if Iraq's main export was coffee would George Bush take us to war??? I think not....Bush sucks.
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