RE: bodies are weird | from John DoeDec 05 2008 - 21:36
this guy is a fucking idiot.
this guy is a fucking idiot.
yeah, lets do this!
back and ready for more! let's do it, folks!
This needs to be here.
Hey dirt, kevin millar is JUICED!!
that shits fucked up
get your head back on cowboy.
I feel warm when I read this.
Think I beeter take a shower.
do you like dinosaur jr. ?
he is pretty darn good id say. pretty "out there" awwesome.. catchawavedood!
man, you are
actually fo sho. just still curious who you are. dwango we must be pretty close in heart. i love you though. mysterious. how bout i just refer to "god" as lord dwango from now on. but for real the piss drinking stufff is really actually an intense thing that i am kinda unprepared for as of now . i consumed my own to nights in a row and then realized that one... my diet aint so hot.. not good. two.. rapid detox makes you feel really flukkin strange. be prepared. ask me about it all in a year if we live that long. i love you lord dwango... peacefully so. douglas
So I guess you were high on urine when you wrote this piece of genius?
doug died for our sins.
hey doug i really like the picture you found of my body is weird. one word dude. you are a total
BAWLZLANGER . really i like it.
hey doug i really like the picture you found of my body is weird. one word dude. you are a total
Whoops-- Marshall's song was Stay Fabulous. It was the Apples in Stereo that had a song called Stay Gold. Smooth move, Ex-Lax!
Maybe you’ll understand me
Smite the doug that has so fornicatedly uncouth been. Smite him and lo, in the west a new day shall rise. The day of your lord pickle. pickle the wise. pickle the profound. pickle the sweet. pickle loves his flock. Cometh, cometh all like lambs to an onion of joy.
Just when you think the world's forgotten all about Marshall Crenshaw...
Doug... for a guy that's changed his name, you're using your old one a lot. Stay gold Steve.
Is it really him???????????
i'd like the three minutes of my life that i spent reading that back, please.
hey guys, i changed my name. to steve dwango. after i wrote all that stuff on the first thread, i decided to change my name cause i felt too much hate. well and also i chose dwango cause ironically, i drive a 1993 Dodge Dwango . i painted it neon green. and my friend stevey brison junior drives one too with me around town., zwollertwat overhead cam. super fast engine
jason croupala started my favorite band called croupala fungus (crewpala).. have yall ever heard that band "croupala fungus?" they blow me away every time. i break down into tears every time i hear that song "come on baby light my croupala" and the crowd favorite... "come on baby give me back my croupala." if anyone needs some real advice on what music is cool try this great band i heard recently called "tuna hole" it is way psychedelic. when i heard tuna hole i was like blown away . i was in candyland. literally they really light my croupala i think they sound a lot like red house painters. paintors . i am pretty hungry so i got to jone dudes. i am probably gonna go to charly taco to eat tonight. they have an excellent taco called the big beefor taco. it makes me drool just dreamin about sinking my tooth into a big beefor taco . i think ill start an emo band called food lovers i like food. oh and i like fun. i live in the ozark mountains in arkansas. it really is beautiful here. we all jam the mountain rock. lovesick in the springtime. just finished "lady of the meadow" a new song i did. i filmed and edited a music video with a cheap camcorder. put super 8 effects and transitions in it. my friend rose muller modeled for the video. she is in the mountains next to the wisteria that blooms. smiling. she is from norway. norwegian accents sound like music. the ununciation is how i like to bend the words when i sing. . well take care yall. doug deluca. from the mellow grove.
Hey, Yeah? Nowhere else for it to go baby. It belongs here. It looks good here. Its home is right here.
I just reread the first part of this thread, and I actually thought it was really, really funny. I wish Douglas Deluca would come back--I think...
Well take it somewhere else...
I totally agree. we have to keep it alive.
This is the best thread ever.
i always trip out on my hands when i'm on mushrooms. once i tried to convince my then girlfriend that hands are weird for two hours.
ANDY, THAT'S THE SMELL OF SHIT BOY. RAW AND PURE. FRESH FROM RON'S BOWELS. AWWWWOOOOHHHHH! UH! Gotta go wash now.
ron, I'll help forward your motion. You have muscle problems? I got the dextrous digits that can ease the movement.
Damn right, who needs "pussy"? Gimme a good motion anyday.
hey! ANDY! FUCK YEW! I ain't gunna never do fun. EVER. GOTTIT? FUCKIN SCUMHOLE CRACKER SPAWN. FUCK YEW!
Wow. I can just feel the intelligence wafting off the screen.
I thought this message board was cured for awhile. Then this pickle thing comes along, makes an ass out of itself, and makes it all "fun" again.
first of all, mullets will always be funny. live in ohio for a while and you'll see mullets you could never imagine. secondly, i take offense that the female gender is the more sensitive gender. fucking hell, talk about giving in to convention and gender roles! this talk of "pussy" and "god's pussy" is all bollocks and i second (or third or 100th) the motion to nuke it.
saggy spatula fermenting in my canal. Ooohhhh!
let gooo of the string you deviant, i got felch now.
my sacks having multi terrapin attentions now thankyou. you wanna taste of the amphib tongue teases pleases?
This is more like it.
i have eaten more, or as much acid as j hendrix and never been to where deluca is at. maby i should thank god
Will youre very tense. More attention to your sack pleases.
Simple simone-that's a good example of what i was saying about it not being funny. thanks. now go watch your "joe Dirt" DVD and laugh it up...
Thasss okay will your mullet won't be laughed at ever again. honest.
just for the record, talking about "mullets" stopped being funny a long long time ago...
Could be a big black cock of death
Or a sexually transmitted disease
Like a bad wart.
All that talk of nuking this topic and it's surfaced again...
I've got a wart.
Christian is the only one who had anything positive to say. so to all ya who jump on the "normal" bandwagon, have a nice wagon ride. i am okay with typing some silly stuff about god's pussy. yall should maybe lighten up a lil???? and i do thank idaho for playing "their" music. it sounds a lot how i feel. it sounds a lot how we feel. to the dude that said my voice is horrible and out of key. sorry i am not mr. roboto. and didn't use pitch corrector. or maybe i am a lil out a key. it is better that way. out a key ill keep it so. i have a lot to learn musically... i am still 22. idaho in mid thirties. all respect. we all have a lot to learn. and ya know what it is okay to be out of key sometimes. i am a perfectionist but sometimes if feels good to just be humbly human. untouchable over polished music can turn into britney spears easily. i also take a shit each morning. and you know what, it smells like shit. it is humbling. i like it. it reminds me of how "god" is the real god. and we are all just demigod wannabes. i am just another soul living in another body. dealing with my pain, you dealing with yours. i wasn't asking for pity. i am not better than you are not better than me. this is no competition. i am not trying to "be better than idaho" that is fucked up thinking. i am not better than idaho is not better than i. degrees of clarity and i will never forget the email i got from jeff martin after i gave him "my" first cd at show. he wrote back saying. "luca, i am listening to your stuff right now. i really like it. it is richly layered. i like your voice a lot too. jeff." heyguy that posted i try to rip off idaho... has it ever occurred that i might feel a lot like that. ya know how music brings people together. to me good music is reminds us of the source. and when you see the source. god already wrote it. we are just re-creating it. hence the term recreation. all credit is to god. we just pluck little metal strings. so good music to me sounds like they all "ripped off" god. not idaho. there have been points in "my" musical journey where i emulated namely redhousepainters,idaho,dinosaurjr. but i learned what i found to be the truth in "their" style (which was developed from bands they liked/like) and then i put my twist on it. everything we are is essentially due to experience and what we've picked up from others we admire. so be it. i dunno. i don't know shit. maybe i am all wrong. so be it. this message post should be a place for other people that feel like idaho feels to give weblinks to their music. it is only fair. . fighting is silly. i didn't come here to fight. i didn't come here to just promote myself. fuck my self. it is just a temporary illusion anyway. i just thought that it would be nice to hear bands which idaho has influenced. i wouldn't get offended if i had a message board for "my" band and other kids came on to say thanks, now listen to what i do. i am not forcing you to listen. it is just there as an offer. i am not forcing you to see god with a symbolic pussy. i was just being light. i do like pussy a lot so it helps me stay clear by thinking of "god" having the real pussy(the pussy of pussies) for which i long. Vain girls are just imitators of god's beautiful pussy. you'll see. god's pussy is the eternal pussy. where you can put more than a penis. put your whole soul. and become eternally one. on the river to.......... with ya. just like you who respond in love. lol and peace be upon ya ll. d.deluca
what the hell is this bullshit??? do you people know what message board you're on???
now it's all red and stingy !?!
thanks for making sense of all this mr. deluca!
you're the greatest..
Well, I Think that's pretty ridiculous to express your feelings by this way : "oh my god, let me destroy my pussy blah, blah, blah". This is not a Marilyn Manson Message board.
ab: That tingly feeling you describe sounds like it might be herpes. Get thee to the twig-and-berry clinic before it's too late!
What do ya say? Shall we nuke this retarded topic?
hey jeff it is about time there are more "in depth" discussions. i get tired of reading about what band is cool. what album is the best. that is all good. but it is nice to see discussions of important issues, as idaho seems to be quite involved with the "tao" of it all... with love, gail h.
beauty can be evil for sure... look at all those porno bitches that try to destroy men with their lust. makin men lust. pussy is the most powerful pull in the physical world. however i do think that there is a little difference between the lusty beauty and the godly pure beauty.
peace... this deluca guy seems a little schizo but his point is clear. i am all there... peace
This is an all time low. Make it go away Jeff.
Hey Me. i am a me too. i am an ego just like you. i am you. you talking to you. you might hate it. but the time has come. so listen silly little ego. this message board is the place for unity and not selfish promotion. hatred .. let the pure rule. idaho sings about it tooooooooooo. i love ya dudes. from another me that wants to sacrifice my "me" to love. in return with big fat hug of Unity. capital "I". Ussssssssss all the way. and i tossed my body in the river.
shut up all of you
has anyone ever thought of the beauty of fire escapes in buildings?
See I think god is really, really ugly and the devil is really beautiful. Look what beauty is doing to society.
is that what that "tingly" feeling is ?
thanks dude. it is nice to hear someone is warming up to "gods pussy". for men especially. that have problems with being faithful husbands or partners. check this out. well... the creator of all the hot hot women in this tricky world must be that much more beautiful. fuck all the demigods. i am goin' straight to town. gods pussy is the most comfortable. you can stay a bit longer and come all you want.
peace. luca duca deluca amen
i don't know, i'm starting to warm to the idea of being sucked in by god's pussy. how many people can actually say they've been down there?!?
ju5t s@y n0 t0 druxx!
all that, 'wonder of women' crap sounds like new age chat up lines...
'Yeah, yeah baby, it's in the trees! now turn over...
...oh, and of course i love you...
have you ever heard that saying.
"sir, be more careful about what you wish for."
Hey Dean and Deluca,
No offense, but after I read your first post....I wished I were blind.
I was pretty smoked out tired and overwhelmed last night when i wrote this. however.. i am pretty shocked at how many negative responses it has gotten. it is sad to me to know that people can be so cruel. unkind. that really sucks. so i am sorry if i offended yall by writing about gods pussy and what not. i was hoping someone would spot some sincerity. and then go to mp3.com and listen to some pretty music i helped to recreate. alas, allah is the creator. and well.... destroyer. so good luck in life. be nicer to the lovers or it could get lonely. peace. humbly doug deluca
nice. the board has been infected.
Last night I smoked a lot of pot and read the post in question and it never occured to me that the author was in any state other than "drunk as a lord" when he wrote it.
Today, I have ingested no alien molecules, I took a brisk conctitutional, and I drank some coffee, and it still seems like it was written by someone in the depths of an ether binge.
no....i have never slept with mr. deluca....i never heard of him until i came to this website....but, i bet you haven't heard about the old jeff martin, the one i used to know....he used to prance around l.a. in cowboy boots, speedos, a red bandana, and a cowboy hat....on top of that, he wore a mullet, (oh baby, let down your hair, rapunzel) that he took pride in....if you would like to witness part of it for yourself....i have attached the following website: http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/144/jeff_martin1.html
this made my pussy wet....hopefully it will do the same for you....patty mayonnaise
"finding the magic through this difficult time in our lives in this material world can be difficult... for sure. but i love you i really do. physical beauty allures. the pussy pulls you in. the pussy gives us birth physically and then again spiritually like how your soul was born through "god's" pussy.... also. woman. the delicate feminie energy. the more sensitive. refined. gentle. i hear it in that song. gentle men can become gentler men learn from the woman."
This is the funniest shit I've read in ages!
patty mayonnaise is obviously sleeping with mr. deluca
umm....was i the only one who understands this? maybe i do becuase im a female and i have that type of energy....alll hes trying to do is thank idaho for helping him create the music he creates....hes not trying to be psychotic or anything like that....hes trying to put his emotions into words and that is hard to do....
i went to the website and listened to the music and it was very nice....i understand why this guy is the way that he is....he is very spiritual and it shows through his music....he is influenced by idaho....everyone should go and listen to his songs becuase they are wonderful and they might just influence you in certain ways....
as for douglas deluca....your music is very peaceful....i could listen to it over and over (like i have already done) and never get tired of it....you show the beauty in things that people dont usually like to express....you are a one-of-a-kind male because you let your emotions take control, and are not afraid to show them....i thank you for showing me this music and your way of expresssng it....i am greatful....
that is all i have to say....re-read the letter (even though the punctuation sucks on it and some of the grammer doesn't make total sense) and maybe you will get an understanding of it....
ps. the girl singing on that one song....ummm....i guess her name is ashley milk....shes okay....not as good as you though....
what the hell? I am so happy that this deluca dude doesn't know where I live
man, i wish i could ingest enough drugs to post something like that.
A great man once said...Santa Clause is weird.
ummm... did i miss something?
finding the magic
through this difficult time in our lives in this material world can be difficult... for sure. but i love you i really do. physical beauty allures. the pussy pulls you in. the pussy gives us birth physically and then again spiritually like how your soul was born through "god's" pussy.... also. woman. the delicate feminie energy. the more sensitive. refined. gentle. i hear it in that song. gentle men can become gentler men learn from the woman. .... this is your humble reminder to look more closely to the signs set in front of your eyes... reading this right now. this is strange and kinda funny. you might think who is this dumbass? who does he think he is. he is just trying to get attention. WAKE UP "god isn't finished with you yet" do you understand. relax dude. go take a piss. take a long shit. detox from the evil surrounding and tempting us in this painfully beautiful world. as we watch are mortal bodies die. find comfort. i love you. but it is time to lift the rug again. sweep out from underneath. take a deep breath. let this beauty in the music heal your tired soul. . crossing paths through this crazy crazy network. i see you dude i am you are me. soak up the beauty. re- present it in a musical way... idaho ... idaho where ever and who ever you are. the many souls you've reached with this subtle love. purity in the sweet way. i hear you realize how blessed yall/You are. will you please this as a sign to listen to this now.lucadeluca blessed like you. thanks for the gift. it has opened my heart to the divine rhythm of Alf. i love alf. listen to what god puppeteered through me... through you. i am Alf so humbly don't block me out. i am you asking you to listen to this music you helped write.... lucadeluca was not just another kid that gave you a cd with three temple househead bucktooth faces on the cover if you appreciate yourself your work. who you've reached. when you have the time now, today, tomorrow please listen to the song i my girlfriend friend wrote you. it is a pretty song. will you please listen to how you have influenced some of your students. it is only fair. you have spent years listening to our music. so this a sign to YOu to come listen to what you helped create. you/yall and mr. kozelek. especially.. listen to the resonating voices. ours. copy this and paste in a new browser now. or you might miss the idea you were suppose to find for that new beautiful song that would be transcending through ya. take this or leave it. make the right choice. open your eyes dude. namaste,lucadeluca and ashleymilk i love you. thanks . here is that love song on the line below. http://www.mp3.com/douglas_deluca
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