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RE: Jokes | from susan331Dec 20 2001 - 15:05

Feel the love in this room! Kisses on all your pink parts!

Q. How can you tell you're at a bulemic's bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

RE: Jokes | from eraserheadDec 20 2001 - 14:00

Susan you are a witty one, I might say.

RE: Jokes | from FlappyDec 20 2001 - 13:54

I like susans brand o humor better.

RE: Jokes | from susan331Dec 20 2001 - 12:09

Q. How did the retarded hemophiliac die?
A. He went to an acupuncturist.

RE: Jokes | from eraserheadDec 20 2001 - 08:13

that is good. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?....it was in tents, get in tents...ba dum ba tisssss.

RE: Jokes | from BillyJimJoeBobDec 19 2001 - 22:54

So this guy lives out in oregon. He decides to go to upper canada to hunt. he drives up there in his truck with the gunrack that has another gunrack on top of it, and he hauls his shit to the boonies. hes looking for the deer and....all of a sudden someone taps him on the shoulder. Its a big black bear. the bear says " i can either kill you or i can penetrate you anally for an hour.....

so hes at home for two weeks in pain and anguish...."im gonna kill that black bear" he says repeatedly for 2 weeks.

so he goes back to upper canada to the same spot to get the black bear. hes poised with his gun in his hand as the silence surrounds him. his anger is flaring. all of a sudden someone taps him on the shoulder.....he turns around and sees a brown bear. the bear says "you have 2 choices. either i can kill you or i can penetrate you anally for 45 minutes."....

the man is screaming in anguish....

2 weeks later he vows to kill both the black bear and brown bear. he makes the trek to the north and finds the same spot where the black bear and brown bear confronted him....

hes poised with the gun in his hands and very silent......very silent......someone taps him on the shoulder.........he turns around and sees the white bear

the bear looks at him and says, "you dont come here to hunt, do you?"

RE: Jokes | from susan331Dec 19 2001 - 22:45

Q. How do you stop a Taliban tank?
A. Shoot the guys pushing it.

RE: Jokes | from JKDec 19 2001 - 22:34

Mean.......but damn good!!!!

RE: Jokes | from susan331Dec 19 2001 - 22:32

Q. What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave?
A. The microwave stops when you open the door.

RE: Jokes | from JKDec 19 2001 - 22:28

Toof Hurty......get it....2:30 ?

RE: Jokes | from adamDec 19 2001 - 22:18

60 cents. Am I right?

(or are they?) | from BillyJoeJimBobDec 19 2001 - 21:56

what time does the asian man know when he needs to go to the dentist?

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